Catfish

Scene: At Granny’s cafe. Family is enjoying a buffet dinner with southern classics…

Maelle: These are the best chicken fingers I’ve ever had.

Mom: Glad they’re tasty!

(Maelle finishes two pieces and then breaks a piece in half. It is clearly not chicken)

Maelle: What is wrong with this chicken?

Waitress: That’s fried catfish, honey.