- 7,671.6 Miles driven in total
- 2,011 Photos taken with the camera (add in another 300 or so across four iPhones)
- 642 Miles: longest travel day (Midwest City, OK to Fort Smith, AR, to Beale Street in Memphis, to Dickson, TN)
- 151 Hours, 11 minutes, 54 seconds of total time in the car
- 102 Miles walked/hiked
- 80 Miles: shortest travel day
- 49 License plates (surprisingly we found a Hawaii but never did find the elusive Alaska plate)
- 27 Days
- 25 Roller coasters (plus one Alpine Coaster and one Alpine Flyer)
- 25 Clothing souvenirs purchased
- 23 States
- 20 Junior Ranger badges earned
- 19 Gas station stops (some less populated than others)
- 18 Different beds
- 16 Christmas ornaments purchased
- 13 Apples picked fresh in the orchards of Capitol Reef National Park
- 12 National Parks
- 11 Books read/listened to
- 11 Bears
- 9 Roadside attractions
- 8 Free hotel breakfasts (5 skips of the free hotel breakfast because we were sick of free hotel breakfasts)
- 6 National Historic Places
- 6 McDonald’s meals (we tried to avoid them, but man they come in handy when you roll into a sparsely populated town at 9pm without having eaten)
- 6 Time zone changes
- 5 Lost items: camera charger/battery left in Utah hotel room, bracelet left on Capitol Reef welcome sign, pair of Keens left in Shenandoah parking lot, koosh ball down a street drain in South Dakota
- 4 Bison traffic jams
- 4 Escape rooms…so fun!
- 3 Times we told the kids to “just eat some snacks” for a lunch…don’t judge
- 3 Days of body boarding in the Atlantic Ocean
- 3 Bicker Jar contributions (each child contributed once and then never had to again!)
- 2 Great Lakes (Erie and Michigan)
- 2 Rappels
- 2 Days with rain that slightly altered our plans
- 1 number of planned stops that we skipped (Devil’s Tower)
- Countless Wall Drug billboards, silly family inside jokes (this is Nat Soo Pah), and memories we’ll always cherish
Author: Chris Brestle
Our Last Night on the Road
We were so close to home we could taste it (or perhaps that was the wildfire smoke we were tasting). After leaving Yellowstone we split the eleven hours of driving into two days putting us in Missoula, MT for the night. We arrived at a good time so we grabbed dinner and what else are we going to do with two free hours? That’s right, our 4th escape room of the trip at Big Sky Breakout. We loved this room! We found the launch codes, found the missing spy, and successfully escaped!



Yellowstone…WOW
At this point in the trip we’ve seen a lot of National Parks. They are all amazing in their own little ways. The rocks of the Utah parks were jaw dropping. Seeing black bears in Great Smoky Mountain NP was a thrill. The Leahman Caves in Great Basin were so unique. The list goes on and on. We apparently saved one of the best for last, however, as Yellowstone brings so much together in one place. Amazing scenery. Incredible wildlife. Jaw-dropping thermal features. The park is so big and our two days of exploring only scratched the surface. We all agreed that if we could go back to one park for a week, we’d go back to Yellowstone.
We arrived in the evening of August 21st after a super fun stop for lunch in Cody, WY. The girls got a kick out of us ordering 12 soda shooters at Annie’s Soda Saloon (Butterbeer was the favorite).

That evening we were lucky enough to catch an Old Faithful eruption (they can predict the time +/- 10 minutes), we had dinner at the historic Old Faithful Inn, and stayed the night at the Old Faithful Snow Lodge.
The next morning we beat the crowds out to the geysers and had an awesome walk around Upper Geyer Basin. So many different thermal features to see. After taking in a Junior Ranger talk and some lunch, we headed off into the park to go see the Grand Prismatic thermal pool, a huge valley where the Buffalo truly roamed, and we hiked a trail to the Mud Volcano (very stinky sulfur smell).
We stayed that night at the Canyon Lodge where we had the rare treat of being back in our room and ready for bed early. For the first time all trip we sat around and played family card games. We realized how busy we’ve been!
The following morning we beat the crowds again and headed to the Grand Canyon of Yellowstone. WOW. We had no idea such an amazing canyon and waterfalls were just a mile from our lodge. Being out there early was extra special as we had many of the popular spots to ourselves. We took in the views from the overlooks such as Artist’s Point and closer in by taking trails down to the brinks of the falls. Did I mention Yellowstone was diverse?
We took in some more wildlife on the way out, had lunch at Mammoth Hot Springs, and headed out to make our drive to Missoula, MT. We’ll be back Yellowstone!
Thermal Features
Unfortunately we had some cloudy and smoky skies so many of the geysers don’t “pop” in the pictures.
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Wildlife
The buffalo certainly didn’t disappoint. There were everywhere in the valleys and caused their fair share of buffalo jams. We were fortunate to see an amazing elk and even a little fox ran across our path. Everyone wanted to see a grizzly (from a distance) but we never did. On the last day, however, the girls got to borrow a telescope and observe a pack of wolves.
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The Grand Canyon of Yellowstone
These yellow walls are where Yellowstone got its name!
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The Old Faithful Inn
Built in 1904, this inn is gorgeous. It is the largest log hotel in the US and possibly the largest log building in the world. It was a joy to have dinner and explore.
A Place Like No Other
On Thursday we woke up in our hotel just outside Pittsburgh and continued our journey West. Upon entering Ohio we took a pitstop to check out Cuyahoga National Park. After the vast, epic, scenic parks of the West, this park was quite different. An urban park for residents of Akron and Cleveland, we were more likely to find people taking their daily jog or bike ride on the Towpath rather than tourists snapping pictures. It’s called a Towpath because the main strip of park follows the old canal system and the path along the side is where the mules walked to tow the barges. We enjoyed a short scavenger hunt, scenic drive, and the girls got their Junior Ranger badges.




After that, we were off to “A Place Like No Other”…Cedar Point, OH. The Roller Coaster Capital of the World. America’s Roller Coast. My last trip to Cedar Point was in June of 1996 to attend CoasterMania. While I loved the park then, it has continued to evolve adding more innovative coasters and a good selection of “flat rides” (aka…non-coasters) to its lineup. I was excited to have the family relax and enjoy some time there. Oh, and did I mention there are SEVENTEEN roller coasters there?
Only fellow coaster geeks would enjoy my true run-down of the park so I’m going to keep this post short and sweet.
- Threat of rain on Thursday made the park EMPTY upon our arrival at 4pm
- Actual rain on Friday took away about 5 hours of ride time but due to light crowds we got experience everything we wanted.
- While I knew Emily would ride anything with me, Maelle stepped up too. She rode EVERY SINGLE coaster…and usually with her hands up. That girl is fearless. 120MPH launched Top Thrill Dragster? No problem. 300+ Foot tall Millennium Force? Let’s do it again. My new all-time favorite coaster Steel Vengeance? She couldn’t get enough. That eight year old will tackle anything!
- Emily rode her 100th coaster! Raptor!
- Addie is much more sensitive to coasters and but can spin and spin all day long. I was proud that she worked her way up to ride Gemini and Blue Streak, which for her was a big step up. She’ll continue to experiment with new rides over the coming years and tackle her fears!
- Steel Vengeance. Best. Coaster. Ever.
- Maverick was really good too. And Millennium Force. And Top Thrill Dragster. And…
Maybe a future post we’ll go ride by ride, but for now some fun pics:
Yay for our first ride…Wicked Twister

One member of the family (cough…me…) can’t spin. So the Brestle Ladies took on some of the classic spinners


Did I mention it was EMPTY?!?!?

It rained HARD on Friday


Addie conquered Blue Streak and loved Gemini (happy 40th Gemini!)



Coaster Hair Before and After


Maelle kept up with Emily and me (and yes, she had her hands up going 120 MPH on Top Thrill Dragster while I was holding on tight)





Emily’s 100th!

B rode Valravn! Queen B!


Closing the park down at 11:30pm

A super fun time at Cedar Point!





And as we were driving out this morning, a pre-opening shot of the new King of Coasters…Steel Vengeance (or at least 1/3rd of it)

Time to head back… (Day 18)
We were all having so much fun at the shore that it was hard to leave, but alas…we have 3,000+ miles ahead of us. After saying our goodbyes to Mimi and Poppy this morning we turned the compass west for the first time.

Perhaps the most exciting stop of the entire trip…our first CAR WASH!!! Not sure this Jersey Shore car wash has had dirt from Moab, UT in their drains before!

Today was a bit different than our prior days as our plans were more open ended. Along our drive today we made three main stops. First, we stopped at Valley Forge National Historic Park. It is always awesome to be able to get a taste of history up close and personal. Knowing we were standing in the same building as General George Washington is hard to fathom.








Upon leaving Valley Forge we drove through the Amish countryside. We did a lot of Googling to understand their traditions and ways of living. It was wild to be sharing the road with their horse and buggies. It was like stepping back in time.


Our last stop was Hershey’s Chocolate World in Hershey, PA. We wish we had more time to explore the town of Hershey but it was getting late so we enjoyed the free “ride” through how their chocolate gets made, had some dinner, and grabbed some treats for the car. We’ll end tonight just outside of Pittsburgh as we target Cedar Point, OH tomorrow!


Epic Time at the Shore
We spent two more days at the shore after Bronwyn’s last post. Having grown up spending my summers down the shore, I quickly forget how much I take the unique fun of the shore for granted. Our girls could spend days swimming and body boarding in the ocean. They find the Ocean City boardwalk unique and fascinating with it’s unbeatable combination of rides, food, and shopping. We all love the ability to hop on a beach cruiser and ride a bike to everything we need. We even broke out the skim board and the girls realized it’s not as easy as it looks (and I realized I’m no longer 12…I think I pulled a hammy). Hanging out with Aunt TT, Uncle JR, and Cousin Tyler was especially fun. Mimi and Poppy are the ultimate hosts and the girls certainly didn’t want to leave…but we have 3,000 miles left to go…












Waterfalls, slides, flyers, pools, escapes, and bears…oh my! (aka…Day 12)
When we started planning this trip, four weeks seemed like such a long time. At this point, we’re realizing how we’re only really scratching the surface at many of the places we’ve visited. What that means is that some days become crazy. Like, “how did we do all that?” crazy. Today was that day.
We started today at the crack of dawn by getting to Smoky Mountain National Park by 7:30am. Did you know this is the busiest National Park in the country by a factor of two?!?! They have over 11 million visitors per year and everything we read suggested to get there early. We did, which meant we were able to take our first scenic loop before the Visitor Center even opened. We were treated to a peaceful journey through some incredible forests with very few other people.







After a short trip to the Visitor Center to pick up the girls’ Junior Ranger books, we were off on the main loop of the park. We saw some gorgeous scenery, attended a fascinating ranger talk inside a church that was built in the 1800s, and saw BEARS. We spotted TEN black bears along our journey. You could pull right off the side of the road and just see them so close (but the Rangers told us to be ready to get back in our cars as they can run faster than 30MPH). The biggest thing I learned today…all 10 bears were up in the trees the whole time. I had no idea they spent that much time up there!





We were planning on heading up to Clingmans Dome for a scenic view of the park but we had already sat in a lot of traffic in on the scenic loop, it started to get really hot, and the view from up there was a bit hazy on the webcam. Instead, we headed back down through Gatlinburg and I dropped my sneak attack. Remember yesterday I said Bronwyn limited me to one theme park in each direction? Well, a one off attraction isn’t a theme park, right? I had researched Rowdy Mountain which had two attractions. The first is an Alpine Coaster. We rode our first Alpine Coaster this past winter in Park City and we were looking forward to riding another one without ski boots on! Secondly, they recently installed an Alpine Flyer…the first of its kind in the world. Imagine a roller coaster that you ride in a personal swing. Both were great fun!







After that it was back to the hotel for a quick dip in the pool to cool off before dinner. The girls got a kick out of their “backside of water” picture (that’s for all you Jungle Cruise fans).


Lastly, if you know the Brestles you know we LOVE Escape Rooms. We’ve done more than ten of them and they always prove to be a highlight of any day/trip. Well, The Escape Game in Pigeon Forge blew us away tonight. It took over the mantle of our new favorite room which had previously been held by Escape Whistler. We found the gold and escaped with three minutes and twenty seconds remaining. Woo hoo! Off to Virginia tomorrow and only 48 hours away from The Shore…we’re coming Mimi!

Day 11: Dollywood
So let’s get this out of the way first. Being the theme park geek that I am, when we started this trip Bronwyn limited me to one park in each direction (smart woman). The west-bound trip was easy…we’ll be going to Cedar Point next week. East-bound was a bit more difficult. I ultimately picked Dollywood…sitting right next to the Great Smoky Mountain National Park. So glad we did. This Resort is a gem. The hotel is fantastic, the park is great fun, and the waterpark was a hit! After so much driving we wanted to give the kids a simple day of fun. And man, was it fun!
Breakfast
I’m pretty sure this hotel found out Bronwyn’s tastes and simply decorated the whole hotel in that manner. Between the kettle pot chandelier and the personal servings of cereal served in mason jars, this hotel screams Bronwyn all the way!


Splash Country
We wanted to beat the crowds to Splash Country this AM (busy waterparks are no fun) so we landed up being the second group in line at the turnstile. Turns out, the park was dead empty all day since the majority of surrounding school districts started school this week. We rode everything multiple times and were out by 2pm (4 hours). Never waited more than 10 minutes for a slide. The park has a fantastic slide collection. A little bit of everything. The family agrees…the River Rush hydromagnetic water coaster is the favorite (we rode it six times). It’s a well shaded and very scenic park as most of the slides are built on the hills rather than on standalone slide structures. Pictures are few since my camera was in the locker all day.



Dollywood
Talk about perfect timing…we left Splash Country, showered/changed, and as we were waiting for the shuttle to go back to Dollywood a massive storm rolled in. Wind, thunder, lightning…everything. When we went to board the shuttle, the driver said “Uh, do you know all the rides are closed?” So? We’re from Seattle. We’ve got our raincoats…let’s rock and roll!
This worked out perfectly as we ate some dinner as the storm was passing through, saw a show, and by the time the rides started to re-open, the park was completely dead. Like walking on paths and not seeing a single person in either direction empty. Like the picture below of Emily and Maelle waiting for the front row of one of the marquee coasters in the park…with not a single other customer in the station. As Bronwyn mentioned in her earlier post, we did a TON last night so tonight’s visit was just icing on the cake. We have a new appreciation for Dolly and her message of love and family. We loved this Resort! Tomorrow…Great Smoky Mountain National Park.








We found Ramone’s House of Body Art!


So This Happened Today
Instead of going to see “Mission Impossible: Fallout” during this “Mission Impossible: Roadtrip” we decided to act it out ourselves in Moab today. Scrambling, climbing, a free rappel from Cable Arch, and a rappel down into a slot canyon. Everyone rocked it. Make sure to click on ALL THREE photo galleries below!
Scrambling/Climbing (Gallery 1)
Free Rappel (Gallery 2)
Slot Rappel and Canyoneering (Gallery 3)